Humorist Loving Gender Satire Pillows

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

Art Vandalism

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Might Versus Right.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Never to be seen again!"

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'At this price, I only have to sell one bottle to have a good year.'

Another lonely day.

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

An Angel with a Devil's Shadow

"New law, Diogenes. We're confiscating your barrel."

"If it please the court, I'd like to act as my own plucky young female attorney."

"I really believe red tape is the future!"

'You have a choice. An ultra-expensive medication that may cure you but has the side-effect of bankruptcy, OR a low-priced medication with a side-effect of a near-death experience.'

'Keep running bunny! Someday people will finally forget what Christmas and Easter were about.'