Gender Humorist Pillows

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

Magic Act

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

Three-way mirror

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Man with many tattoos.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'. . . however, in the brand-new global ball-game of macro-economics we blah blah blather blah. . .'

'Do you have to use your sat-nav for everything?'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

The Theatre of Mime.

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

"Based on blood tests and the X-ray, I'd say it's 'a guy thing'."

'One of our actors is passed out drunk. Is there a spin doctor in the house?'

'Naughty or nice? - I suppose you mean by White male standards, right?'

Two Men Dining.

"The point is, Hutchens, a younger man could jump higher."

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

A man and dog are tied to parking meters.

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

"My parents completely accept you as family. They just don't like you."

Another of nature's cruel little tricks.

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'

'Now, where did I put it?'

Refusing to shake hands