Gender Humorist Gifts

'Where no man has gone before' on the ladies' toilets.

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

Magic Act

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

Three-way mirror

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

'. . . however, in the brand-new global ball-game of macro-economics we blah blah blather blah. . .'

'Do you have to use your sat-nav for everything?'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Man with many tattoos.

The Theatre of Mime.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

Two Men Dining.

"The point is, Hutchens, a younger man could jump higher."

"Based on blood tests and the X-ray, I'd say it's 'a guy thing'."

'Naughty or nice? - I suppose you mean by White male standards, right?'

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

'One of our actors is passed out drunk. Is there a spin doctor in the house?'

A man and dog are tied to parking meters.

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'

Another of nature's cruel little tricks.

Refusing to shake hands