Humorist Loving Gender Satire Gifts

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Art Vandalism

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Might Versus Right.

'Never to be seen again!"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

Another lonely day.

'At this price, I only have to sell one bottle to have a good year.'

"New law, Diogenes. We're confiscating your barrel."

An Angel with a Devil's Shadow

"If it please the court, I'd like to act as my own plucky young female attorney."

"I really believe red tape is the future!"

'You have a choice. An ultra-expensive medication that may cure you but has the side-effect of bankruptcy, OR a low-priced medication with a side-effect of a near-death experience.'