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"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

Tequila Mockingbird

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'Guess who's teething?'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'Henry, cut that out.'

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.