Gender Role Satirist Pillows

"If it please the court, I'd like to act as my own plucky young female attorney."

"Look, Mama! I'm not a liability any more."

'Poor thing has to go about displaying what a poor hunter she is. She'll never find a mate.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'And here's another interesting little item; 'although men have stronger arms, women have better aim'.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'You can have any opinion you want as long as it's mine.'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

His and Hers.

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

"Now remember - ten paces, turn and fire..."

"Can I turn off the game and set the table? Ha, ha! Oh, honey, you are hilarious!"

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"You caught it, you probe it."

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'