Gender Role Satirists Pillows

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

'House calls?...Dr. Latrobe doesn't even make phone calls!'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

A shared passion

King being shouted at by Queen.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"If it please the court, I'd like to act as my own plucky young female attorney."

Let's get married in the morning...then if it doesn't work out, we haven't blown the entire day.

"Women! Am I right?"

'I told you this was a crazy planet! See? -- they let their males run around loose!'

"Alpha Male."

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

Preventing the Discovery of an Affair

"Based on blood tests and the X-ray, I'd say it's 'a guy thing'."

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

A man and dog are tied to parking meters.

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"