Gender Role Satirist Mugs

"If it please the court, I'd like to act as my own plucky young female attorney."

"Look, Mama! I'm not a liability any more."

'Poor thing has to go about displaying what a poor hunter she is. She'll never find a mate.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'And here's another interesting little item; 'although men have stronger arms, women have better aim'.'

"It's bad enough we males have to sit on the eggs, but now I'm even starting to have hot flashes!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'You can have any opinion you want as long as it's mine.'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

His and Hers.

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"Can I turn off the game and set the table? Ha, ha! Oh, honey, you are hilarious!"

"Now remember - ten paces, turn and fire..."

"No, dear, what we have is a 'samey sex' marriage."