Sewing Superstar Gifts

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Quilt fanatic

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Purple dress

Beyond Dante

Sew on a sequin!

Blog Breakdown

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"