Sewing Superstar Pillows

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Quilt fanatic

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

A tailor measuring a large man

Pollsters

Harps and Embroidery.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"