Surgical Superstar Pillows

'I don't care what your mother always told you. The way to this man's heart isn't through his stomach!'

"I'm your doctor, and I'll be here every minute, but while I'm filling out all these forms, Dr.Barlow will do the actual operation."

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Quilt fanatic

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Anatomy.

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

'Sponge diving, Bob?'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

'Golf War Syndrome.'