Sewing Superheroes Pillows

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

I quilt therefore I am

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Keyworker

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."