Sewing Pillows

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Big needle in a hay stack.

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'What's with the patch lady?' 'I'm trying to quit sewing.'

'You need a new bobbin.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

Trevor had misunderstood Lisa's invitation to come over a make love with her.

'Are you awake, dear?'

Needlework for beginners.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'My trousers have holes in them.'

Make do and mend

I quilt therefore I am

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'At least you could talk to me while I sew...'

'Why do we have to see the doctor? Why couldn't Grandma sew me up?'

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"

"How was your day?"

'I'm learning to make do and mend...'

Sportknitting

Blog Breakdown

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'