Sewer Spelunker Gifts

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'Needs salt!'

New York Netherworld

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Gesundheit!"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

Yo, Twitchy

A Cave Painting

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Cave explorer discovers writing on the cave wall that says 'explore and discover'.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"Because I say sew."

Eggs - You break it you buy it.

Before Powerpoint Presentations

'I always thought that was just a figure of speech.'

Explorer finds something he didn't want to!

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

'Sir, I'm finding it really strange referring to you as Mr. Wright.'