Sewer Spelunker Mugs

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'Needs salt!'

New York Netherworld

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Gesundheit!"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

A Cave Painting

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Cave explorer discovers writing on the cave wall that says 'explore and discover'.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"Because I say sew."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

Explorer finds something he didn't want to!

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

'Hasn't London got enough newspapers?'

'Sir, I'm finding it really strange referring to you as Mr. Wright.'