Supermarket Spelunker Mugs

Eggs - You break it you buy it.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Needs salt!'

New York Netherworld

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Gesundheit!"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Wild fruit

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Bobsleigh practice.

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

Health food and junk food

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.