Sewage Spelunker Gifts

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'Needs salt!'

New York Netherworld

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Gesundheit!"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Look - an urban legend."

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

Eggs - You break it you buy it.

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"A stalagmite, sure, but how'd you impale yourself on a stalactite?!"

Unfair Working Conditions

'I always thought that was just a figure of speech.'

Explorer finds something he didn't want to!

Removable Manhole

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Sewage workers on strike

Me and Women Working, Talking, Bonding.