Sewage Spelunker Pillows

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'Needs salt!'

New York Netherworld

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Gesundheit!"

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"Look - an urban legend."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

"A stalagmite, sure, but how'd you impale yourself on a stalactite?!"

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Unfair Working Conditions

Removable Manhole

Explorer finds something he didn't want to!

'Emergency Services! There's been a chain reaction at East Burkesby Sewerage Farm!'

Me and Women Working, Talking, Bonding.

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Sewage workers on strike