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'Emergency Services! There's been a chain reaction at East Burkesby Sewerage Farm!'

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"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

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"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

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'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

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"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Arthur Andersen & Co found guilty of shredding important files during Enron investigation.

'My first thought was to say, 'I made a mistake', but then I began to have second thoughts...'Telling me not to do it'.'

'What'

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

'That's the last time I take 3B!'

'Anybody home?'

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

'Go, Meacham!'

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"

"There is nothing of value here."

When he is in trouble, be prepared to help out of course.

"I'm taking my vacation on the West Coast. They have a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant I'm dying to see."

"Redundancies are expected at the sewage plant as you know...I'm sorry Trevor...you are going to have to stay."

'Captain, you're not commanding this life boat after that fiasco.'

'Den itz settled. We'll whack Jimmy the Toad tomorrow night. . . would youz boys like to sign up for our rewards card?'

"One more personal call, Wilkins and you're for the high jump!"