Scale Saga Fan Pillows

"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Wotan with eye patch

The chosen few

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Sauron's Sore Eye

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

Crater Lake

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Giant woman.

The Colonisation of Space.

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'Emergency Services! There's been a chain reaction at East Burkesby Sewerage Farm!'

'This model will really take a pounding.'

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

The world coming to an end

When he is in trouble, be prepared to help out of course.

Your Weight and Fortune Cookie - 1 Yuan.

Model Village