City Spelunker Pillows

New York Netherworld

'Needs salt!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Saxophone Player.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Gymnast's Commute

"Gesundheit!"

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Street musician enterprises.

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

A Cave Painting

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

Cave explorer discovers writing on the cave wall that says 'explore and discover'.

Suburban Sightseers

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

"A stalagmite, sure, but how'd you impale yourself on a stalactite?!"

Explorer finds something he didn't want to!

High speed in traffic

"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."

Golf Practice.

"The good news is: there is a light at the end of the tunnel!"

"I'm not going near there, Bobby. I heard about one remote that went in and never was found."

Nudist speleologists' convention