Serving Prison Sentence Gifts

'Yeah, but look at the money we saved by your acting as your own attorney.'

"You'll have to be both mother and father to the kids while I'm not there to give them guidance."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Freedom Book.

Prison Romance.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'Are you free at the moment?'

Police Lineup Escape

Prisoner Crossing

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Exhibition for Prisoners

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

When staffing agencies screw up.

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Prisoner Trump

'Escape?...Why?'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."