Service Fee Skeptics Gifts

If you know someone who questions service fees and loves a good laugh, our collection offers clever gifts that acknowledge their skepticism. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, these items add a touch of humor to their day and show you understand their quirky perspective.

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"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting." mockup

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?" mockup

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

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'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.' mockup

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

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'The wine should be done anytime now.' mockup

'The wine should be done anytime now.'

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"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page." mockup

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

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"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?" mockup

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

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Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!' mockup

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

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'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.' mockup

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

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City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick. mockup

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

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'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.' mockup

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

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Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation' mockup

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

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'What do our service charges cover? -- people who ask too many questions!'

'What do our service charges cover? -- people who ask too many questions!' mockup

'What do our service charges cover? -- people who ask too many questions!'

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"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch."

"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch." mockup

"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch."

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I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.' mockup

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

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"In lieu of a tip, can one of you take a shift for me?"

"In lieu of a tip, can one of you take a shift for me?" mockup

"In lieu of a tip, can one of you take a shift for me?"

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"We've become so diversified these days...let me check to see if we have anything at all to do with customer service."

"We've become so diversified these days...let me check to see if we have anything at all to do with customer service." mockup

"We've become so diversified these days...let me check to see if we have anything at all to do with customer service."

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Feedback card for the feedback card. mockup

Feedback card for the feedback card.

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'Since you just came in to say hello, there'll only be a nominal service charge.'

'Since you just came in to say hello, there'll only be a nominal service charge.' mockup

'Since you just came in to say hello, there'll only be a nominal service charge.'

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"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it." mockup

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

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'We're happy to explain our fee structure to you as long as you understand that it will incur a fee.'

'We're happy to explain our fee structure to you as long as you understand that it will incur a fee.' mockup

'We're happy to explain our fee structure to you as long as you understand that it will incur a fee.'

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'A second opinion? All right, but I charge double for that.'

'A second opinion? All right, but I charge double for that.' mockup

'A second opinion? All right, but I charge double for that.'

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We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill. mockup

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

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'We must improve our level of service.' mockup

'We must improve our level of service.'

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Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine. mockup

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

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'Your call is important to us...but not important encough for us to hire additional staff to talk to you.'

'Your call is important to us...but not important encough for us to hire additional staff to talk to you.' mockup

'Your call is important to us...but not important encough for us to hire additional staff to talk to you.'

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'Just give me the ten bucks and look at it as another surcharge.'

'Just give me the ten bucks and look at it as another surcharge.' mockup

'Just give me the ten bucks and look at it as another surcharge.'

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"Remember our motto, 'If it ain't broke, fix it anyway'!"

"Remember our motto, 'If it ain't broke, fix it anyway'!" mockup

"Remember our motto, 'If it ain't broke, fix it anyway'!"

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Gas Prices

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"It's the airline. The luggage you lost seven years ago is still lost."

"It's the airline. The luggage you lost seven years ago is still lost." mockup

"It's the airline. The luggage you lost seven years ago is still lost."

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'...Please press 4, if you want a refund hang up.'

'...Please press 4, if you want a refund hang up.' mockup

'...Please press 4, if you want a refund hang up.'

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Service Fee Skeptics Gifts Collection

Service Fee Skeptics Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for service fee skeptics—witty, charming, and perfect for starting their day with a smile. Click to see more humorous mug options.

Service Fee Skeptics Pillows

Browse our witty pillows for service fee skeptics—perfect for adding humor and personality to any space. Click here for cozy, funny cushions.

Service Fee Skeptics Prints

Check out our humorous prints for service fee skeptics—ideal for decorating their home or office with a touch of satire. Click for more clever art.

Service Fee Skeptics T-Shirts

Find T-shirts for service fee skeptics that tell their story with clever slogans and bold designs. Click through to discover fun, attitude-filled apparel.