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Service Delay Humorist Gifts
Searching for the perfect present for a service delay humorist? Our collection of funny and witty items captures the comic side of waiting and delays. From mugs to t-shirts, everything is designed to bring a smile even in the slowest moments. Celebrate their unique sense of humor with products that make light of life's little setbacks and turn frustration into fun. Ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh about life’s delays.
"And I get a really, really tall straw?"
'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'
"Not more sleeve alterations?!"
Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'
'We'll get our food....eventually.'
"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"
"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"
'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'
"Let me take that for you."
"Waiter!"
"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."
"I hope you're not expecting a tip."
Airbus
"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."
"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."
'A table near a waiter please.'
"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"
"I hope they offer same day service."
'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'
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"Well, I have arranged the pick-up of your shipment, sir. Do you already want to raise the complaint about the miscarriage, sir?"
"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."
'Your tip just went down substantially!'
When parcel delivery guys retrain to become waiters....
"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you."
"Good evening, folks. My name is Leonard, and I hold all the cards."
"Surprising me- that's your life's work."
Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.
'Generally we don't provide separate wake up calls for little teddy bears.'
Food's great, but the service is terrible!
Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!
Service Delay Humorist Gifts Collection
Service Delay Humorist Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs featuring humor about delays—perfect for the service delay humorist in your life who loves to laugh at life's little hold-ups.
Service Delay Humorist Pillows
Relax with pillows that celebrate delay humor—bringing smiles to those who appreciate life's slower moments with a joke.
Service Delay Humorist Prints
Decorate your space with prints that humorously comment on delays and waiting times—ideal for the creative humorist you know.
Service Delay Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts with witty delay humor—great for those who like to wear their humor and turn waiting into a source of fun.