Service Delay Humorist Pillows

Add comfort and comedy with pillows designed for service delay humorists. Snuggle up with witty prints that lighten the mood and make every wait a little more tolerable.

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Attention... Attention...all complaints about delays to services are now running on time...

Attention... Attention...all complaints about delays to services are now running on time... mockup

Attention... Attention...all complaints about delays to services are now running on time...

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"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?" mockup

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

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'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.' mockup

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

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Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !' mockup

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

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'We'll get our food....eventually.' mockup

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

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"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

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"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!" mockup

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

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"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!" mockup

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

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'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.' mockup

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

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"Waiter!"

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"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April." mockup

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

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"I hope you're not expecting a tip." mockup

"I hope you're not expecting a tip."

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Airbus

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"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car." mockup

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

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"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait." mockup

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

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"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."

"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity." mockup

"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."

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'A table near a waiter please.'

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"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?" mockup

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

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"I hope they offer same day service." mockup

"I hope they offer same day service."

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'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...' mockup

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

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"Well, I have arranged the pick-up of your shipment, sir. Do you already want to raise the complaint about the miscarriage, sir?"

"Well, I have arranged the pick-up of your shipment, sir. Do you already want to raise the complaint about the miscarriage, sir?" mockup

"Well, I have arranged the pick-up of your shipment, sir. Do you already want to raise the complaint about the miscarriage, sir?"

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GOAT PATH

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Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates. mockup

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

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'Your tip just went down substantially!'

'Your tip just went down substantially!' mockup

'Your tip just went down substantially!'

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"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand." mockup

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

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When parcel delivery guys retrain to become waiters....

When parcel delivery guys retrain to become waiters.... mockup

When parcel delivery guys retrain to become waiters....

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"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you."

"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you." mockup

"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you."

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"Good evening, folks. My name is Leonard, and I hold all the cards."

"Good evening, folks. My name is Leonard, and I hold all the cards." mockup

"Good evening, folks. My name is Leonard, and I hold all the cards."

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"Surprising me- that's your life's work."

"Surprising me- that's your life's work." mockup

"Surprising me- that's your life's work."

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'Generally we don't provide separate wake up calls for little teddy bears.'

'Generally we don't provide separate wake up calls for little teddy bears.' mockup

'Generally we don't provide separate wake up calls for little teddy bears.'

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Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'. mockup

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

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Food's great, but the service is terrible!

Food's great, but the service is terrible! mockup

Food's great, but the service is terrible!

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Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays! mockup

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

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"Just stopping by to say I'm still ignoring you."

"Just stopping by to say I'm still ignoring you." mockup

"Just stopping by to say I'm still ignoring you."

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Service Delay Humorist Pillows Collection

Service Delay Humorist Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs featuring humor about delays—perfect for the service delay humorist in your life who loves to laugh at life's little hold-ups.

Service Delay Humorist Prints

Decorate your space with prints that humorously comment on delays and waiting times—ideal for the creative humorist you know.

Service Delay Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts with witty delay humor—great for those who like to wear their humor and turn waiting into a source of fun.