Internet Downtime Humorist Pillows

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I'm working from home today."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Terry had a computer bug.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Hardware and software

"She looks just like in your photos."

Chasebook

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Advertising on the internet.

Twitter that!

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."