Delay Humorist Gifts

Looking for a creative gift for someone with a talent for delay humor? Our collection offers fun and clever items that embrace the art of comedic timing. Perfect for those who love to laugh at life's delays and unexpected pauses, these products bring humor and personality to everyday items.

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Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays! mockup

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

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Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'. mockup

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

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"Owing to cutbacks the 20.19 service will not arrive until 2021 - probably about June."

"Owing to cutbacks the 20.19 service will not arrive until 2021 - probably about June." mockup

"Owing to cutbacks the 20.19 service will not arrive until 2021 - probably about June."

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Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat. mockup

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

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"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?" mockup

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

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"The Eggsorcist"

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"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it." mockup

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island. mockup

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

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"I'll check and see if he's available." mockup

"I'll check and see if he's available."

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'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?' mockup

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

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'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.' mockup

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

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'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.' mockup

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

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"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?" mockup

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

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"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school." mockup

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

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Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model. mockup

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

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Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi' mockup

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

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'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...' mockup

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

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'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.' mockup

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

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"Gracie, you're a good mud artist." mockup

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

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'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.' mockup

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

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"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout." mockup

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

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'Is that the trebuchet?'

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Cartooning

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I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.

I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing. mockup

I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.

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Death model.

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'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

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Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge. mockup

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

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Convergent Fauna

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Train Arrivals

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Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye mockup

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

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!I haven't a clue what they are, but I don't like the look of them."

!I haven't a clue what they are, but I don't like the look of them." mockup

!I haven't a clue what they are, but I don't like the look of them."

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'That's your limescale problem sorted.' mockup

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

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'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

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Delay Humorist Gifts Collection

Delay Humorist Mugs

Discover more humorous designs with our delay humorist mugs. Perfect for daily laughs and witty conversations, these mugs make a thoughtful gift for comedy lovers.

Delay Humorist Pillows

Looking for a humorous decor piece? Our delay humorist pillows add a fun and witty touch to any sofa or bed, making every relaxing moment more amusing.

Delay Humorist Prints

Decorate with humor using our delay humorist prints. These witty artworks are great for adding personality and a comedic touch to your living space.

Delay Humorist T-Shirts

Explore our collection of delay humorist t-shirts. Their clever slogans and playful graphics are sure to bring smiles and lighten up any casual outfit.