Serious Slapstick Gifts

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Is that a piano?"

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'Look at this, Mom, he got down on his knees to propose and put his back out!'

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

Show me the funny!

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Fiddler off the roof..."

George the small-time crook would soon find out that 'sticking his fingers in an ink-pad' was not such a good idea!

"I charge according to the size of the target."

"You're not stepping on it right."

That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

The discovery of fire and comedy

Height barrier accident.

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof