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"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Is that a piano?"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Fiddler off the roof..."

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

'Look at this, Mom, he got down on his knees to propose and put his back out!'

"I charge according to the size of the target."

George the small-time crook would soon find out that 'sticking his fingers in an ink-pad' was not such a good idea!

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

"You're not stepping on it right."

That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

The discovery of fire and comedy

Height barrier accident.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

Clown throws a pie