Serial Bride Ponderer Gifts

'No thanks, darling. If I ate cake at all my weddings, I'd weigh a ton.'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

Bridal bootcamp

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"I'm giving love one more try."

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

The Good Samaritan.