Sequel Skeptic Gifts

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

The Sequel is Coming

'The sequel is never as good as the original.'

Numb and Number.

Open House of Horrors

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Cupid's Valentine

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

The first meeting.

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."