Sequel Skeptic Pillows

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

The Sequel is Coming

'The sequel is never as good as the original.'

Numb and Number.

Open House of Horrors

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Cupid's Valentine

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"Bark bark bark woof yap!" It might be good, but I'm just not in the mood for subtitles.

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

The first meeting.

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"

They all have to get down the slide in 2.7 seconds or we lose our funding. In schools soon: The recess aptitude test.

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."