Rating Skeptic Pillows

Humans are not logical. A "five-start" rating is very unimpressive when you consider how many billion of us there are out there.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

Cupid's Valentine

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

Doing Something About the Weather

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Documentation Please

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.