Product Description Skeptic Pillows

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Alternative Medicine

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Science deniers Soc.

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Documentation Please

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Descartes's Demon

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"