Rating Skeptic T-Shirts

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

Alternative Medicine

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Cupid's Valentine

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Documentation Please

Science deniers Soc.

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'