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"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

"God works in mysterious ways."

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

Cupid's Valentine

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"I totally meant to do that."

Four Star Meal

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

Science deniers Soc.

Documentation Please

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."