Subtitle Skeptic Gifts

"Bark bark bark woof yap!" It might be good, but I'm just not in the mood for subtitles.

"I hate films with subtitles!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Alternative Medicine

"God works in mysterious ways."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Science deniers Soc.

Documentation Please

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

Doing Something About the Weather

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'