Sequel Enthusiast Gifts

Never ending story.

'Hawthorne's attempt at a sequel.'

Death II

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

It'll come down to Bush vs. Clinton, little buddy. How do you know? Because people keep saying "I don't want a Bush or a Clinton." The country doth protest too much, methinks. True. People always say they hate sequels, but sequels always earn tons of money. If Theodore Roosevelt IV decides to run, all bets are off.

Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. Final offer. I won't see that movie! Be fair. Fine. Slasher 7: Return of the Rusty Blade. No! I'm trying to work with you here. Negotiations 7: Return of I Hate You!

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

Victor Hugo

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Iris Murdoch

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

My Literary Influences

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.