Prequel Enthusiast Gifts

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

New Marvel Heroes

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Just get her home before she evolves.

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'Reinventing myself.'

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

'And do you, Cathie, promise to advance Ed's narrative?'

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

'I want nice man-bag.'