Film Sequel Aficionado Gifts

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Kritik's Korner

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Canadian film production

Brad Pitt

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Jimmy Cagney.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Movies vs. Films

Film Star Robert de Niro

Jim Carrey,

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Milkin' Impossible

Hollywood Breakup

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.