Film Sequel Aficionado Prints

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Milkin' Impossible

Hollywood Breakup

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."