Movie Sequel Enthusiast Prints

"Why do they keep making these?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Hollywood Breakup

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

The Directors Gut.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'