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"Why do they keep making these?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Hollywood Breakup

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"The cape comes off too."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

The Directors Gut.

Barry Norman

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'