Sequel Aficionados T-Shirts

'If you like Adam, wait till you see the SEQUEL.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Treasure Island Book.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

John Masefield.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

Rudyard Kipling

Samuel Beckett

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

Tess of the Dirigibles

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Fyodor Sologub

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Louisa May Alcott

Thomas Love Peacock

robot in car

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"