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Never ending story.

'Hawthorne's attempt at a sequel.'

Death II

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Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Iris Murdoch

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

My Literary Influences

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

Editor.

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block