Sequel Seekers T-Shirts

By the time all these previews are over, the sequel will be out.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Crab with a clown face.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Useless add-ons.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Innovation & Calculation

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Mohammad's motors

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Foxhole - digging robot

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.