Sequel Seekers Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Crab with a clown face.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Useless add-ons.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Innovation & Calculation

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Mohammad's motors

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Foxhole - digging robot

Toenail clipping missile.

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.