Sequel Skeptics Prints

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

You've got to stop getting all your history from Youtube and Netflix. Why? Because those are videos. People who make videos are making entertainment. It it's entertaining that means someone's constructed story. If it's a story, that means they left out or twisted whatever doesn't logically fit their narrative as told from one point of view. Accurate history would be completely illogical. Oliver Stone would disagree.

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

He wasn't a bad guy, just easily distracted.

'Hawthorne's attempt at a sequel.'

Numb and Number.

"Soon to be a major disappointment."

Death II

The Sequel is Coming

"My mother was right about you."

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

Never ending story.

It'll come down to Bush vs. Clinton, little buddy. How do you know? Because people keep saying "I don't want a Bush or a Clinton." The country doth protest too much, methinks. True. People always say they hate sequels, but sequels always earn tons of money. If Theodore Roosevelt IV decides to run, all bets are off.