Sequel Skeptics Gifts

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

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"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

He wasn't a bad guy, just easily distracted.

'Hawthorne's attempt at a sequel.'

Numb and Number.

The Sequel is Coming

Death II

"Soon to be a major disappointment."

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

"My mother was right about you."

Never ending story.