Story Sequel Fan Gifts

Toy Story 47

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Silence of the Chickens...

'Yes, all at once!'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Ask A Silly Question.

Thomas Keneally

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Mom dwarves.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Romulus and Remus

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Bertolt Brecht

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'